Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
Categories: love

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy)
Categories: pets

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Charles M. Schulz
Categories: philosophy

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
Charles M. Schulz Charlie Brown
Categories: worries